I was subjected to new levels of insanity today at Sam's Club when my monthly trip required use of the flat bed cart. It's true. People were quite literally looking at me and chuckling while I pushed a giant flat bed cart full of diapers, food, and paper products out of the store. At least I didn't have the kids with me...that would have been a circus. The total was ridiculous too. You would think for $336 I would have gotten something more exciting than food and diapers. Oh well.