Doh!

par⋅a⋅pher⋅na⋅lia

 /ˌpærəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [par-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-]

*This just totally rocked my world. I have been mispronouncing and misspelling this word my entire life. I had NO idea there was an "R" in there. How embarrassing.

It's just like the time I found out that the expression is "second wind" not "second win".