I left Xander and Leia semi-unattended for like 5 minutes after lunch today. By unattended I mean...I was walking around the house doing things and not staring directly at them and doing their bidding. In retaliation they managed to both climb onto the kitchen counter (a chair was out of place due to the bounce house being blown up today). They then dumped out a bag of Doritos and sat together on the counter jamming fistfuls of orange goodness into their mouths. At some point Xander decided to take a moment to unroll an entire roll of paper towels, leaving little orange fingerprints all over them. Yeah. That's how they roll. I didn't take a picture this time. You'll have to use your imagination. Serenity now!
Warning to my mom...pretend you don't notice how messy/dirty my house is tonight when you come for dinner. I'm just surviving the naughty duo this week...cleaning has taken a backseat...sigh.